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June 22nd, 2008 by Double Tap

Hey Kids!

I’m in San Diego this week on vacation. Who knows if I’ll be throwing up blog posts or not. Since my track record has been a little thin lately, I’m guessing I’ll get maybe one in.

In the meantime, here’s something for you to chew on:

Exit question - So if Americans have far greater confidence in the military than in Congress, why aren’t our politicians listening to our military leaders on subjects dealing with the prosecution of the war, instead of painting them as the villains?

June 21st, 2008 by Double Tap

The Goreacle has a problem. You see, he’s got a big-ass mansion paid for by idiots who bought into his whole global-warming shtick. That mansion has lots and lots of lights - and they have a tendency to use electricity.

But, he’s the Goreacle, and it’s perfectly OK for him to blow through lots of energy, as long as he’s telling everyone else to conserve. Limousine Liberal hypocrisy at it’s best!

The boys at Red State Update have their own take on the situation:

June 14th, 2008 by Double Tap

Friday the 13th is one of those days that a lot of people avoid doing any travel. A silly superstition, no doubt, and it certainly didn’t bother my Civil Support Team and I as we boarded are heavily-laden Nevada Air National Guard C-130s to fly to Reno, Nevada to participate in Vigilant Guard ‘08.

Vigilant Guard is a national-level exercise, designed to practice the stand-up of an entire state’s National Guard (in this case, Nevada’s), plus bring in Army and Air National Guard units and assets from the adjoining states. In addition, police and fire fighters from the local communities get involved. In all, seven states participated in some fashion or extent.

C-130s are ancient aircraft, first coming into use in the U.S. military in 1954. As a result, they are not the most modern or comfortable forms of transportation. For example, seating is elbow-to-your-buddy’s-ribs tight, and on very uncomfortable web seats. The bathroom facilities consist of a urinal in the back of the plane that affords extremely minimal privacy - just enough to hide what you are whipping out. For men, you’ve got one hand on your johnson and one hand on a bulkhead as you sway with the movement of the plane, hoping your stream doesn’t spray onto the floor as you attempt to hit a three-inch deep urinal pan. For women, forget it. You better be able to hold it for the duration or be prepared to do some significant contortions.

In our case, we were also bringing our vehicles which are civilian GSA vehicles (all Chevrolet), built up to accommodate the HazMat gear, communications, operations, or medical requirements of the team’s sections. Interestingly, there was not enough room in the aircraft after our trucks were loaded for the flight crew to install the seats, so we were actually able to avoid the aforementioned web seating and actually ride inside our trucks. That was a first for me.

We made to Reno around 0930 and began the JRSOI process. It’s a long acronym, so suffice it to say they checked us in and told us where to go. Then, it was off to hook up with the Nevada 92nd Civil Support Team we were supporting.

The earthquake scenario had us investigating a destroyed building for possible chemical hazards, in preparation for follow-on forces of rescue teams to search the rubble for survivors. That’s not a standard CST mission. CSTs generally work with police departments to work terrorist or criminal events involving suspected or real weapons of mass destruction - biological, chemical, or radiological weapons. That kind of mission requires slow, methodical work. This mission required us to move very quickly and ignore many of the protocols we’re used to. As a result, there were some conflicts between what we’re trained to do, and what was being expected of us. Eventually, we got it worked out. But obviously, there were some real lessons learned.

The National Guard is really the first Department of Defense formation that will likely respond to a major incident in this country. I’m glad to see how proactive we’ve been with these kinds of exercises - to include aiding in natural disasters that fall outside our standard missions of battling our nation’s enemies.

Soldiers sometimes balk at these kinds of things, as they are primarily trained to kill the enemy - not help civilians with flooding. When I was younger, I felt the same way. But now, as I see how my own organization helps local communities and my state, I realize what a powerful force for good the military can be.

June 13th, 2008 by Double Tap

A friend of mine (thanks Kim) sent me this, and I thought it certainly postable. You Conservatives will enjoy it and nod your heads in agreement. You Liberals will just grumble. Either way, enjoy!

For those of you who slept through World History 101 here is a condensed version. Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were:
1. The invention of beer, and
2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer, and the beer to the man.

These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, the evolution of the Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide all the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, firemen, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for noth ing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history.

June 12th, 2008 by Double Tap

Just when I thought I could get up and rolling again, I find myself prepping to go out of town.

I’ll be in Reno, NV this weekend for a huge natural disaster exercise called Vigilant Guard. We’re flying our gear, vehicles, and ourselves out on Air Force C-130s. Then, it’s 24-hour operations through Sunday when we fly back home the same way.

I anticipate very limited time to play with this hobby of mine. So, in the meantime, I leave you with something any red-blooded American male wants to see - hot babes firing automatic weapons. Heck, it’s even educational (I’m serious) - so you ladies and boy-loving Taliban can watch too!