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December 12th, 2006 by Double Tap

Via a friend of mine, this is from one of those emails that gets sent around the globe about a million times:

From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian (name not included in the email -DT) who said he misses Bill Clinton.

“Yep, that’s right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - he played the sax. Number 2 - he smoked weed. Number 2 - he had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him…his wife works, and he don’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month.”

“Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with ‘Clinton Soup,’ in honor of one of the nation’s most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.”

“Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada…”

“When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, ‘I don’t know, I never had one.’”

“The Clinton revised judicial oath: ‘I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.’”

“Clinton will be recorded as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes.”

You know, assuming that Hillary runs for president, this will be the least that will be said about her husband.