"It’s the most wonderful time, of the year…"
No, not Christmas! I’m talking about when the Iranian dress-code police start cracking down on those EEEEEvil women daring to bare a little hair or skin during the summer time. The horror!
Let’s examine some possible burkha styles and see if they meet the standards. First up, the burkha bikini…
Whoa! This will never do! I see an execution in her future - probably at a soccer match with a blunt sword as the half-time entertainment. Let’s try to do a little better, OK?
Next up, the “half-burkha bikini”.
*Sigh* You’re not even trying, are you? Yes, you’ve covered up those dirty pillows, but there’s a whole lot of evil you’re not even dealing with. Sorry, off to the rack for you!
What’s next? OK, here’s something called “the eyes have it”.
Well, that’s pretty good try, since you’ve covered up all the naughty bits. However, I still see the eyes. They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, and right now, I’m seeing the burning fires of hell for that soul! However, I’ll give you an “E for effort” and you’ll only get 100 lashes of the bullwhip.
What’s next? Ah, here we have the traditional Taliban-approved burkha.
Now we are getting somewhere! A man would have to look long and hard to get any sinful reaction to this outfit. Still, I can still make out the faint outline of those evil female eyes - filled with an ancient evil, they are! Sorry, this still doesn’t cut it. Off you go! A severe tongue-lashing from a cranky old imam (who just got kicked off a US Airways flight) for you!
I can’t take this anymore. Aren’t there any virtuous women out there?
Hmm, I think we have a winner here. You know, this must be what the Prophet had in mind. This so good, I can’t tell if there’s a human being under there. Not only is it virtuous and praise-worthy as the appropriate covering for the evil woman, it can also double as a tent during camping trips! Praise Allah!
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