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June 19th, 2007 by Double Tap

I had to laugh when I heard that Muslims around the world were going off the deep end over something someone said or did that hurt their poor, widdle feewings.

This time, it’s the British government’s decision to grant knighthood to author Salman Rushdie.

Sir Salman Rushdie celebrates his 60th birthday today in familiar circumstances: he is once again the subject of death threats across the Islamic world.

Eighteen years after the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa calling on Muslims to kill him, a government minister in Pakistan said yesterday that Rushdie’s recent knighthood justified suicide bombing.

But hey, what doesn’t justify suicide bombing? By the way, that’s the same Ayatollah Khomeini that said that sex with small children was OK.

The question of blasphemy in The Satanic Verses, Rushdie’s 1988 tale of a prophet misled by the devil, remains a deeply sensitive issue in much of the Muslim world and the author’s inclusion in the Queen’s Birthday Honours last week has inflamed anti-British sentiment.

Boo friggin’ who.

Christians, Jews, Buddhists, and Hindus are targeted by Islamofascists throughout the world, every day. MEMRI TV is full of video of Islamic clerics calling Jews pigs and monkeys. What makes Islam so damn special that we should all quake in our boots and kiss their collective Muslim ass just to avoid them being inflamed about one thing or another?

By the way, here’s the REAL reason most Muslims are so easily pissed off (content warning):

Yes, I’ve used it before. It’s still pretty funny.