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July 4th, 2007 by Double Tap

…but at least he was going 100 mph in a car with high gas mileage.  (Or does it?)

Al Gore III - the only son of fat, global-warming alarmist, wind-bag Al Gore; was busted for marijuana possession and illegal prescription drugs today.

Al Gore III, 24, was driving a blue Toyota Prius about 100 mph on the San Diego Freeway when he was pulled over at about 2:15 a.m., Sheriff’s Department spokesman Jim Amormino said.

The deputies said they smelled marijuana and searched the car, Amormino said. They found less than an ounce of marijuana along with Valium, Vicodin and Adderall, which is used for attention deficit disorder, he said.

“He does not have a prescription for any of those drugs,” Amormino said.

Never mind all the drug stuff, I just want to know - how the hell did he get a Prius up to 100 mph? Doesn’t that thing have like a pair of hamsters for an engine?

Final question - what kind of mileage does a Prius get at 100 mph? I’m thinking he may have to buy some of his Daddy’s carbon credits to make up for that little ecological indiscretion.