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December 25th, 2007 by Double Tap

This is what you get when you mash together Full Metal Jacket and Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. You know darned well there’s going to be a CONTENT WARNING.

“Today… is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?”

- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) from Full Metal Jacket

Now that’s getting into the Christmas spirit!