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Notebook
January 7th, 2008 by Double Tap

This is a new one. I’ve heard of other female soldiers getting breast implants and I don’t recall them getting the boot.

Alessija Dorfmann, 23, said: “I am devastated. It has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure.

“Now my fake boobs have cost me my job.”

She has appealed against the ruling by top brass in Hamburg, Germany, who said implants increased risk of injury.

Hmm, I guess she should have checked on that prior to plunking down her $4,000.